Crochet Frog

🐸 Crochet Frog – Product Description

Meet your new squishy amphibian friend: Ribbit.
He is green. He is round. He is quietly judging everything you do.

Hand-crocheted with soft yarn and existential energy, this little frog is perfect for:

Sitting on your desk like a sentient bean

Guarding your snacks (poorly)

Listening to your problems and blinking in response

Whether you need a pocket-sized emotional support toad or a slightly unhinged gift for someone you love, this frog delivers. He doesn't hop, but he does vibe.

🧶 Details:

Handmade with love, sass, and yarn

Approximately [insert size here] inches tall

Stuffed with fluff and frog thoughts

Eyes: Unblinking. Soulful. Maybe too soulful.

Not edible. (Seriously.)

Perfect for plushie collectors, frog enthusiasts, and people who think their stationery needs emotional backup.
Adopt responsibly. He will stare at you forever.